Just the card for that scary moment when it suddenly dawns on you that you've brought these little horrors (joking, for sure) into the World and now they want to call you Mummy. Therapy is a great way of legging go of stuff but if Mum ever needs reminding who you are well here's a perfect card.
Mummy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex. PLEASE...
Yes we love Mum and she loves us but we were still probably a grade A little shit when we were young. Here's a perfect Mother's Day card to remind...