Childbirth is the gift that keeps on giving and if when you popped out you left a war zone in your wake maybe now is the perfect time to wish Mum a happy Mother's Day and to apologise. You know she loves you regardless.
Mummy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex. PLEASE...
Yes we love Mum and she loves us but we were still probably a grade A little shit when we were young. Here's a perfect Mother's Day card to remind...