"This kid you helped me give birth to is a fucking nightmare."
Mummy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex. PLEASE...
Yes we love Mum and she loves us but we were still probably a grade A little shit when we were young. Here's a perfect Mother's Day card to remind...