Really, why even try and cook a Sunday roast as good as Mum does. This Mother's Day or special Birthday let Mum know you'll always be under her feet.
Mummy loves you. She loves you more when you're at summer camp. But either way, she loves you. Super-insulated. 100% cotton. Helps you handle the hot stuff!
I've always told my kids to accept themselves, no matter who they are. Joke's on me, I guess. Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% nylon; 43% combed cotton; 2% spandex. PLEASE...
Yes we love Mum and she loves us but we were still probably a grade A little shit when we were young. Here's a perfect Mother's Day card to remind...