Christmas Sack Gift Bag
£8.99
A great alternative to a stocking, lovely large size for filling up with Christmas goodies! Would even be perfect for a Christmas Eve gift set! Hessian with drawstring opening and...
Another Year Closer To Crazy Cat Lady Card
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We're guessing that this card represents so many people. You're another year closer to crazy cat lady and so are half your friends. So treat them to this funny card...
29 again? Card
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Send this card to a friend who is celebrating another 29th birthday today! This blue foiled lettered card is by Twin Pines.: Designed by Twin Pines. Size: A6 (105 x...
This Is The Oldest You've Ever Been! Card
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Hurrah you made another year and this is the oldest you have ever been right now! This white foil lettering design is by Twin Pines.: Designed by Twin Pines. Size:...
Your Face I Like That Card
£2.50
Your face. I like that shit. Oh man, you've made us blush, you say the sweetest things sometimes! Twin Pines is providing first class charm with this greeting card.: Designed...
What do you Want? A Medal? Card
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This greeting card designed by Twin Pines is perfect for telling someone "great, you've achieved something, but please keep your feet on the ground". So blunt but so true.: Designed...
Folding a Fitted Sheet Card
£2.50
It's universally agreed that no one know how to fold a fitted sheet or what they hell they are doing at any time!: Designed by Twin Pines. Size: A6 (105...
Mother & Baby Meerkat Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Mother and baby meerkat. “Happy Mother’s day” message. Blank inside and supplied with a pastel pink envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
Mother & Baby Cat Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Mother and baby cat. “Happy Mother’s day” message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
Reach For The Stars Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Type and stars. “Happy Mother’s day you taught me to reach for the stars” message with gold foil detail. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size...
Thank You For All The Lifts Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Mother’s taxi. “Happy Mother’s day thank you for all the lifts” message with gold foil detail. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm...
Teacups & Hands Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Teacups and hands. “Happy Mother’s day” gold foil message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
Nice Booty Card
£2.50
Valentine booty, ‘nice booty!’ message. Blank inside and supplied with a poppy red envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
I'd Lick you Even Though You Aren't Ice Cream Card
£2.50
Ice cream. “I’d lick you even though you aren’t ice cream” message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in...
Sexy Pants Card
£2.50
Sexy pants. “I’d put on my sexy pants for you!” message with gold foil detail. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed...
Cupid I Love You Card
£2.50
Cupid. “I love you” gold foil message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
DNA Profile Mother's Day Card
£2.75
"I want to book a full DNA profile to confirm I'm definitely their mother."
A&E Mother's Day Card
£2.75
"This kid you helped me give birth to is a fucking nightmare." "What?"
We All Know I'm Your Favourite Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Mother's Day cards are a great way to tell Mum how special and amazing she is but it's also a good idea, while you're at it to remind her that...
I've Decided To Never Move Out Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Really, why even try and cook a Sunday roast as good as Mum does. This Mother's Day or special Birthday let Mum know you'll always be under her feet.Additional Information:...
Why Do You Keep Calling Me Mummy? Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Just the card for that scary moment when it suddenly dawns on you that you've brought these little horrors (joking, for sure) into the World and now they want to...
Happy Mother's Day From All Your Cats Card
£2.50
Is your Mum the kind of Mum that just loves all her cats. Is she on the way to being a bona fide signed up member of the crazy cat...
Little Shit Boy Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Yes we love Mum and she loves us but we were still probably a grade A little shit when we were young. Here's a perfect Mother's Day card to remind...
Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina Mother's Day Card
£2.50
Childbirth is the gift that keeps on giving and if when you popped out you left a war zone in your wake maybe now is the perfect time to wish...
Folded Piece Of Card Birthday Greeting Card
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Nothing says happy birthday like a folded piece of card. So there probably isn't a better card to send someone than this one from Twin Pines!: Designed by Twin Pines....
Oi! Twatface! Happy Birthday Card
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With friends like that , who need enemies? Give a shout-out to the birthday person, kissmekwik style. Some great knitwear going on here too. This card is left blank for...
I Hope you're Grateful Birthday Card
£2.50
I queued for three hours in the pouring rain to buy you this Birthday Card, I hope you're gratefulAdditional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed...
I've Jizzed in Your Birthday Cake Rude Birthday Card
£2.50
Bottle of Wine, chocolate cake, maybe even a day go carting. All acceptable Birthday presents. Then there's jizzing in their cake. Not acceptable. But we've all got a friend we...
You Old C*nt Rude Birthday Card
£2.50
Pretty much does what it says on the tin. A direct card with direct humour someone who can take direct jokes. And who's an old c***Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm...
Happy Birthday Grey Pubes Funny Birthday Card
£2.50
Happy Birthday Grey PubesAdditional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post
Happy Birthday Saggy Tits Funny Birthday Card
£2.50
Happy Birthday Saggy TitsAdditional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post
Cheer Up! You're Not Dead Yet Funny Birthday Card
£2.50
It's quite underrated being alive and for all those people moaning about a dodgy hip thinning hair it's quite good that they're reminded this. Birthdays are for celebration, they can...
Fuck Off Rude Birthday Card
£2.50
Sometimes the direct approach is needed, especially if people aren't sticking to those social distancing guidelines. Or if you just want to F off...Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in...
New Normal Same Old Git Funny Birthday Card
£2.50
Just because we're living in a new normal now it doesn't mean that someone who wasn't a massive plonker before isn't any different now. They're just a little bit older"Additional...
I'm All For The New Normal Funny Greeting Card
£2.50
We've learnt a lot in the last few months and taken up exciting new hobbies but if we can take anything from this for the "new normal" it's that eating...
We Can't Celebrate Your Birthday Card
£2.50
Here's a card to state the obvious. There will be lots of delayed Birthday piss ups once lockdown is all over and the pubs are open.Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm...
Miss You Like Fuck Greeting Card
£2.50
Don't worry we'll all see our loved ones, friends and family soon - the Queen knows what she is talking about - but until then there's this card.Additional Information: Card...
Brave New World Funny Card
£2.50
Wine! Pretty much the answer to everything and this brave new normal is no different.Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the...
Can We Just Cancel 2020 Funny Card
£2.50
Think I said the same thing about 2016 but I really mean it for 2020. At least the weather's been good I guess..Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a...
Wake Up Alcohol Repeat Funny Greeting Card
£2.50
Sometimes it's best not adulting too much. Pretend it's the weekend or you're in an airport and have that first sip when it's still morning. If you know someone who...
That's Right Fatty Funny Birthday Card
£2.50
That's right fatty, its all for youAdditional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post
Happy Birthday You Spoilt Little Shit Card
£2.50
Happy Birthday you spoilt little shitAdditional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the UK Blank inside Standard letter post
Everything Is Shit Card
£2.50
Here's a lovely card for everyone in the UK right now. Who care's if everything a big drama, you can send this card to that special person to share the...
We're Two Peas In A Pod Card
£2.50
We're two peas in a pod! This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
Brie Mine Card
£2.50
The perfect cheesy card! Brie mine. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
Huge Cock Card
£2.50
This man has a huge cock. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
Complimentary Biscuit Card
£2.50
'I like your hair' Complimentary Biscuit This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
You Made Me Gay Card
£2.50
YOU made me gay This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK....
