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A great alternative to a stocking, lovely large size for filling up with Christmas goodies! Would even be perfect for a Christmas Eve gift set! Hessian with drawstring opening and...
£2.50
Your face. I like that shit. Oh man, you've made us blush, you say the sweetest things sometimes! Twin Pines is providing first class charm with this greeting card.: Designed...
£2.50
Mother and baby meerkat. “Happy Mother’s day” message. Blank inside and supplied with a pastel pink envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
£2.50
Mother and baby cat. “Happy Mother’s day” message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
£2.50
Type and stars. “Happy Mother’s day you taught me to reach for the stars” message with gold foil detail. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size...
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Mother’s taxi. “Happy Mother’s day thank you for all the lifts” message with gold foil detail. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm...
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Teacups and hands. “Happy Mother’s day” gold foil message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
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Valentine booty, ‘nice booty!’ message. Blank inside and supplied with a poppy red envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
£2.50
Ice cream. “I’d lick you even though you aren’t ice cream” message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in...
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Sexy pants. “I’d put on my sexy pants for you!” message with gold foil detail. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed...
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Cupid. “I love you” gold foil message. Blank inside and supplied with an off white envelope. Card size 110 x 154mm Designed and printed in the UK.
£2.75
"I want to book a full DNA profile to confirm I'm definitely their mother."
£2.75
"This kid you helped me give birth to is a fucking nightmare." "What?"
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Just the card for that scary moment when it suddenly dawns on you that you've brought these little horrors (joking, for sure) into the World and now they want to...
£2.50
Is your Mum the kind of Mum that just loves all her cats. Is she on the way to being a bona fide signed up member of the crazy cat...
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Childbirth is the gift that keeps on giving and if when you popped out you left a war zone in your wake maybe now is the perfect time to wish...
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I queued for three hours in the pouring rain to buy you this Birthday Card, I hope you're gratefulAdditional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed...
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Bottle of Wine, chocolate cake, maybe even a day go carting. All acceptable Birthday presents. Then there's jizzing in their cake. Not acceptable. But we've all got a friend we...
£2.50
Sometimes the direct approach is needed, especially if people aren't sticking to those social distancing guidelines. Or if you just want to F off...Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in...
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Just because we're living in a new normal now it doesn't mean that someone who wasn't a massive plonker before isn't any different now. They're just a little bit older"Additional...
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We've learnt a lot in the last few months and taken up exciting new hobbies but if we can take anything from this for the "new normal" it's that eating...
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Here's a card to state the obvious. There will be lots of delayed Birthday piss ups once lockdown is all over and the pubs are open.Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm...
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Don't worry we'll all see our loved ones, friends and family soon - the Queen knows what she is talking about - but until then there's this card.Additional Information: Card...
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Wine! Pretty much the answer to everything and this brave new normal is no different.Additional Information: Card dimensions: 126x178mm Packed in a cellobag with envelope Printed and Manufactured in the...
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We're two peas in a pod! This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
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'I like your hair' Complimentary Biscuit This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
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YOU made me gay This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK....
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Mmm...Spunk! This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
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'You look lovely today!' The seal of approval. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm....
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You're on my fucket list. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the...
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Wank me off before you go go. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced...
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I've been to the clinic, you should too. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope....
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This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK. FSC certified.
£2.50
Care to handle some swollen goods? This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in...
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Buying me chocolates on Valentine's Day wont make up for the other 364 days you bought me no chocolate! Designed by Ruby Etc. Size: Square (148 x 148mm / 5.8...
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Be my Valentine!Blank inside.Approx Measures 17 x 12cm
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Be my Valentine!Blank inside.Approx Measures 17 x 12cm
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I'm the jerk who sends you a Valentine card every year! Blank inside. Approx Measures 17 x 12cm
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This card has this message inside: The road to love is never straight. Happy Valentine's Day.
£2.50
Valentines, be a deer and go to the kitchen and get me a beer. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope....
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Come on we'll be late for the restaurant. Hang on, have you seen my erection pills anywhere?
£2.50
Be my Valentine? Yes, No, As If!: Designed by Twin Pines. Size: A6 (105 x 148mm / 4.1 x 5.8 inches). - that fits as a standard sized letter in...
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You are awesome sauce! You're hot and spicy, tasty and delicious and you deserve this card just as much as your awesome friends and family!: Designed by Hello!Lucky. Size: A6...
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You know that feeling in your tummy where you don't know if it's love or that dodgy meal you ate yesterday? Well lets assume it's butterflies because this card from...
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How many stars are there in the sky? Infinite. Just like your love for whoever you plan on sending this card to! This beautiful greeting card with silver foil and...
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Let someone know that if they were eaten by a T-Rex, you'd miss them! It's unlikely to happen, but hey, you never know... Jurassic Park is bound to become a...
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Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes February 14th. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures...
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Happy Valentine's Day, darling. This card is left blank for your own message and comes with a brightly coloured envelope. This card measures 104 x 150mm. Produced in the UK....